MARCH Tarotscopes 2021
March Tarotscopes ~ 2021
The incense is lit, sacred space cleansed, hands washed and ready to dive into this deck to bring you a magical message. It’s time to see what the Universe has in store for you this month.
You’ve just survived the first Mercury Retrograde of 2021 so give yourself a pat on the back, brush your shoulders off or snap your mask elastics…or whatever the cool kids are doing these days. You waded into Pisces season, and the first signs of spring are starting to appear. Have you seen any crocuses or daffodils peeking out yet?
By the time this month is over, everything will (hopefully not literally) be on fire, as we strike a match to ignite the beginning of a new Zodiac calendar in Aries on March 21—the day after the official first day of Spring.
Witches will be celebrating Ostara on the Equinox, while anyone who celebrates Easter will have to wait until April 4. Psssst…it’s ok + encouraged to celebrate both. I won’t be offended. In fact, I’d recommend it, as long as you do so in a manner that honors the culture, history and sacredness of it.
Make sure your 6’ social distancing pole is still in good working order and maintain your sacred space a while longer…these Tarotscopes are steamin’ hot and boiling over the top.
[That’s how this Sag sun, Leo Moon handles water seasons. Send help.]
Scroll down to see what the cards have in store for you. Remember to read for your Sun, Moon and Rising signs for a well rounded outlook for the month ahead.
ARIES ~ FOUR OF SWORDS
The vibe is tight. Literally. Like, drink some water and stretch. You’ll be grateful you limbered up once it’s GO TIME later this month, Aries. This card highly recommends laying low, maxin’ and relaxin’ while you rest + recover from that fatal blow Mercury dealt you in February. It seriously slayed you. Don’t be so embarrassed about it, tough guy! We know under the fiery attitude you’re really the consistency of a blob of molten lava. You’ll get the green light to go fast again when the Sun rolls into your sign on the 21st. Let ‘em know it’s called breaking an Aries Sweat, not Spring Fever when you’re in town.
TAURUS ~ TWO OF WANDS
You’re ready for this cool drink of water after that dry radiator heat left you parched last month. Aquarius is the Water Bearer, but she can be one seriously withholding Boss Witch. That’s ok, Taurus. It’s almost your turn to take it easy…ier than normal. This month the deuces are wild and your spidey sense is tingling. You’re firing off cutting edge, spicy ideas, taking the reins + speaking up on your Zoom meetings, and you’re updating your resume on the regular, just in case you catch a glimpse of something better on your career horizon. It’s not too soon to ask for a promotion. You’ve already proven yourself worthy. Keep showing up with the fire power, swimming like you’re winning gold in the 2020 Olympics that never happened, [too soon?] or you’ll sink like a stone.
GEMINI ~ THREE OF WANDS
You’re next in line at the water cooler behind Taurus, and you’re thirsty, like always. You won’t be singing,’I can’t get no SATISFACTION.’ this month. Sorry if last month left you a little salty from the sea air scent of Aquarius, but this salt water will taste sweet like Mercury in Gatorade if you’re dehydrated. You’ve accomplished a lot lately. You deserve to celebrate! You’ve been so good, and you haven’t gotten to have any fun. Well, now you can get more Vitamin D and show off some skin as you skip into Spring’s blossoming new beginnings. It’s kinda like that scene, from the movie, Black Swan. Pick your fave. 😉
CANCER ~ KNIGHT OF PENTACLES
This month’s recommended bingeworthy flashback is Friday Night Lights. You’ll be repeating the mantra with them—'“Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.” If that doesn’t roll off the tongue, try ‘HARD WORK, DEDICATION.’ Fist pump a little. There you go! You don’t need a Knight in shining armor to roll up to save you this time, Boss Witch. You get to be the powerful dragon queen in this Game of Thrones, Outlander spin off. Ok, so maybe turn off the tv, put away the smut novellas and get shit done. You’ll feel focused + poised this month with your Employee of the Month smile smirking underneath your mask. You’ll be feeling extra bubbly when Aries seasons lights a fire under your ass.
LEO ~ KING OF SWORDS
Touché, Leo, Touché. Someone sure is quick this month. You’re feeling more confident with the King’s Sword, strutting your stuff again, ready to ROWR once the last of Pisces season evaporates. Yes, that is fresh start energy you’re smelling! It’s your second favorite time of the year. If you know, you know. Am I right? There’s an extra spring in your step, and you don’t care who knows it. In fact, you won’t be happy until everyone knows it. Be smart, and put your heart in the right place when you’re directing the show. Not everybody can keep up to your sprint-speed marathons.
VIRGO ~ THE EMPEROR
We know Virgo likes to be the Baddest Boss Witch of them all, but this month doesn’t have to be any different. Ha! I had you nervous for a minute there, didn’t I? You have a very diplomatic way of doling out orders this month, keeping everything in check and regulating everyone. They secretly love how you keep them in line. With the big planetary energy this month waving you down the runway, you’re ready to take off into blue skies. You might feel like you’re drowning in all the Pisces water works, but you know how to tread lightly and keep your head high above the waves. Leave ‘em screaming, ‘O, Captain, my Captain!’ Go carpe the fucking diem!
LIBRA ~ SIX OF CUPS
Do you remember those sweet vibes of spring at the end of the school year when you were little? Everything felt easy. Everything is turning green, yellow and pink and you’re ready to have sweet rosy sunshine kissed cheeks again. Go outside and frolic. Play like you did at recess. Get your good school shoes muddy! It’s almost summer. You might even get to rock your new sandals a few times, Libra. I wonder if those white, wood wedge Candie’s still fit? Time for a trip down memory lane and your tub of ghost clothes from classes passed/past([?!?]. Go through your old yearbooks and blame Venus for google searching your old boyfriends. Maybe you’ll even bump into the old janitor at the grocery store. I hope somebody brings a mop!
SCORPIO ~ THE MOON
Close your eyes, and listen. It’s time to trust yourself, Scorp. There’s no time for second guessing. We know you love a good mystery, but you have more control over the situation than you’re letting on. Follow your intuition and go get some leafy spring greens for that quarantine gut. Take this month with a big teaspoon of local honey to prevent those spring allergies. Things happen for a reason, and sometimes the reason is Aries season. This time of year is something you can always count on, and you’re intrigued by the sound + smell of it. Don’t turn your nose up at anything that might reek of potential just because you’re not familiar with it. Uncertainty is the wind beneath your wings, but now it’s time for a graceful landing on the rough waters of Pisces season like you usually pull off.
SAGITTARIUS ~ TWO OF CUPS
Crush a cup with your beloved and get ready to warm yourself on the cozy coals of Aries season when the sun shows up and the heat in your relationship turns all the way on. It’s ok if you’re blushing because you caught your own reflection in the top of your glass. Self-love is the best love, and there’s no supply shortage right now. You value your relationships, even if you are known for traveling light. You won’t need anyone to carry you this month, Sag. This is your version of Love Month. February 14th was the warm up for this March Madness. Wash your sheets and hang them outside to dry. We know you love the scent of fresh linen and spring flowers, just as much as you love getting a good night’s sleep after a busy day. If they get drenched with spring showers instead, recreate a rom-com movie scene in the backyard.
CAPRICORN ~ THREE OF SWORDS
Queue up the Bryan Adams, Cuts Like a Knife, on Spotify, Cap. This one is going to bleed like a muthertrucker. [Not a typo.] Use the Dark Moon later this month the cut cords and burn those bridges to light your way through the lonely nights. Beware the Ides of March. It’s a new year, indeed, and you’re ready for all kinds of newness. Spring is a good time to make a clean break and a fresh start. Tidy up those flowerbeds and make room for new growth. You planted bulbs last year that are ready to bloom into a beautiful bouquet of blossoms, but first you’ve gotta pull some weeds. Don’t make anyone suffer. Just get in there and get ‘em at the roots so they don’t grow back. As long as you’re doing things for your best self, you’ll never truly be lonely.
AQUARIUS ~ THE LOVERS
Coming in HOT. Look at you strutting out of Aquarius season with your head held high like a total Boss Witch! You made up your mind, you dotted your I’s, crossed the T’s and made sure every P and Q was in order. You want to declare what you love + how you love it. Everyone will know why you love it, and when you started loving it so much. Let ‘em know who you are and what you stand for and don’t be afraid to reach for the golden ring this month. You’ll grasp it. Band together and vow to stick to your plans for the future. You might not want to be married to your work, but you can marry whatever you love, just make sure it loves you back. You deserve to receive as much value as you give everything else.
PISCES ~ EIGHT OF WANDS
You’re slicing + dicing through these waves like a shark, Pisces. You love it when the water starts to warm up. You’re the first one wearing shorts, or waders to jump those puddles and dodge those downpours. You love it when it’s your turn to plunge into the deep end from the high dive. Be careful trying to show off, or you might end up doing a belly flop. Keep firing off those water gun fast ideas and responding to all of your messages as your social calls flood in again. Mercury might be direct but he’s still playing a few more tricks before he’s back on track. Call your internet provider and ask them to upgrade your data speed. You’re going to need the fastest connection you can get to keep up with these wands wizzing by your head all month like a windmill.
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